As is the case for most parents, I derive great joy from my child's word mix-ups ("I want to learn to jungle THREE balls!"), mispronunciations ("I sneeze-ded. Can I have a twoshoe?"), and the surprise word selections she'll make ("(sips some water from a fancy tea cup): Mommy, I feel GLORIOUS!"). Here are my top six Nancy Word Moments since the start of this year:
Nancy: "(somberly shakes her head) No, Mommy, she passed away."
Mommy: "(taken aback, but assuming I would have heard this news before...) I don't think she's passed away, Nance."
Nancy: "Yes she did. That's a fancy word for leaving."
4/1/13 - Daddy: "Did you tell your class about seeing the Eiffel Tower?"
Nancy: "No, I was feeling shy..."
Mommy: "You were what?"
Nancy: "I'm just kidding! April Accident!"
3/8/13 - Apparently, Nancy liked Luke's friend in STAR
WARS... Olee on Cannoli. It is almost cruel how many times we've made her
repeat it for our amusement.
2/28/13 - We're at Great Clips for Nancy's haircut, and she
complimented the kid who finished before her: "I like your hair style.
That's fancy for hair-looking."
1/16/13
- Nancy sometimes repeats things as she has
misheard them. Tonight she melted my heart with her mix-up, obviously
mishearing "to serve." I came out to the table and she had dished up
the food onto my plate for me. I said, "Aw, thank you, honey!" She said,
"You're welcome. At school we deserve ourselves, and I wanted deserve
you."
1/8/13
- Mommy and Nancy, working on a sticker mosaic together, and Mommy goes before
it is her "turn."
Nancy: "Mommy! You need to wait your turn!"
Nancy: "Mommy! You need to wait your turn!"
Mommy: "I'm sorry, I thought I had."
Nancy: "If you
don't wait your turn again, you're going down."
Mommy: "... Excuse
me?"
Nancy: "If you don't wait your turn again, you're going
down."
Mommy: "Nancy, that is not a nice thing to say to me."
Nancy: "Ms. Weiss (her teacher) says it."
Mommy: "How does she
say it?"
Nancy: "If you make a bad choice, you go down from 'Yippee
Yellow' to 'Uh Oh Orange' and if you make more bad choices, you go all the way
down to 'Bad Day Blue'."
Mommy: "Ah. Sorry, I misunderstood
you."
Nancy: "How did you misunderstood me?"
Mommy: "It
means... something else outside of schoo... Is it my turn yet?"
Interestingly enough, the word for an item that became iconic with her was omitted from her early vocabulary. In October of last year, she and I and my mom were driving to the mall, in final preparations for moving from Florida to Chicago. I said, "We're going to the mall to get you a coat." Nancy said, in earnest, "What's a coat?"
Nancy in her iconic pink coat in front of the Eiffel Tower.

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